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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Chapter.13.The Trap and Other Things.

The manor made me get the feeling that ice was trickling down my back and believe me it was not pleasant. Then just as we approached the large front gate winged black dragon approached us.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SENCE CONTAINS A LARGE AMOUNT OF KICKING AND AND THE WORD CRAP!
Well as you can tell its pretty not little kid friendly so I will make it pretty fast. Basically all the dragon could say was crap get away crap. Not very friendly so Elora and I jumped on top of him and kicked him till he was lying on the ground senseless. After that we just helped our self to his keys and jumped into a window. In the room we got into we found abed a bookshelf with book titles such as defeating heroes for dummies and monster s how to make them minions and otherwise.
Well I don't know about you but this has to be Bartholomew's room I agree I said. Well well well come to get your book I see said that voice i knew so well Bartholomew's.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Chapter.12.A short Chapter on The BadLands.

Then we were in a whirl pool of color,sounds,and smells. I looked at Elora and said wow. I must agree she said wow. Then we were in pitch blackness again and then it came alive with lava streaming down a lone scraggly cliff and a huge Gothic mansion towering up into the smokey clouds. The plant life was huge carnivorous plants. The inhabitants were small shadow fairies who scurried about and hid once they saw us. We strode towards the mansion that I mentioned earlier where The Evil Eye and chaoticus lived.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Chapter.11. In Which There is a Search and Debate.

The walk to was pretty simple because Miracula and Mystica transported us,
so we didn't really walk. The castle we approached seemed to fill the horizon(and blinded me because it was made of a metal gold). When we got to the entrance hall a very silly question came to mind, Has any one ever tried to steal a brick of the castle?
I asked. Why yes dear of course they have you see the castle is made from pure stars. But I thought stars were made out of a gas? Why dear people only say that because its true. Then what is the hall made from? Silly dear its made from gas that has been cooled so cold its condensed. Cool! every one said. Now can you find the worm hole said Astrid and Cassandra because Alexa is getting worse.

Okay everyone lets find that wormhole!
We searched and searched. But the castle seemed to go on forever. We even asked the butlers and maids for help. Then as I strolled through the dungeon I saw a circular shadow about the size of a watermelon. I yelled to every one to come down to the dungeon not including Cassandra and Alexa .Then we all held hands and jumped the every thing went dark.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Chapter.10.The Worm Hole.

The one thing I knew about the Badlands was pretty depressing. It was huge black barren waste land and was always night so I didn't think it would be a very fun trip. But before we left the goddesses dimension Miracula came to me to say: Do you see that worm? I looked down there on the ground was a small cute worm wriggling into a hole. I nodded. Well would you like to know a short cut to the Badlands? She asked. I yelled yes what is it? Well the she told me in my castle there is a worm hole to the Badlands . Awesome I said can we take it? Yes dear but first you have to find it. Okay I said but do you know where it is? Of course not that's why you need to find it. Now go tell Astrid and The Mystics dear.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Chapter.9.The Last Dimension.

Now dears let me tell you about the book The Evil Eye took shall we? Why I asked why ,why, why do you want to tell us about the book while Alexa is in mortal peril. Well my dear you certainly have got your skirt in a knot. But to answer your question well if your looking for the book you must know what it looks like of course. Okay I said quietly but still would you know where they have it at least? But that's something for me to answer said a more common sense sounding voice.
Then Mystica appeared saying because I am the one who sees everything but I could not find it for it has been hidden in the last dimension oh of course the badlands I said.Yes oh course she said it wouldn't take a genius to get that the Evil Eye had hidden it with Chaoticus. So now go said Mystica. Yes my dears go said Miracula.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Hiccups

I've got the hiccups
and i want them to go.
But they go away so
slow slow SLOW.

a-one-two-three-four

I tried eating sugar packets
tried eating a bass
tried asking my freinds
to make a monster face.

(make a monster face)

a-one-two-three-four

I tried drinking backwards
but i just got wet.
And all i did was turn blue
when i held my breath.

(hold breath)

a-one-two-three-four

I'VE GOT THE HICCUPS
(dramatic)

I Wished.

I wished upon a star and learned
wishes really do come true.

When i wished upon a star i
knew it might no come true.
But know i know theres
luck out there for me and you.

Now its come true il tell my wish to you.
What i wished upon a star.

I wished that boys and girls could
have their wishes come true.
Including me and you.

Now my tale is done it really happened.
So good bye night sky.
The sun is shining bright
Good morning.